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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I like the Saban model of picking up former head coach analysts. I am also going to laugh when one of them takes Sark’s job.
  2. This show is just Rochelle Rochelle in the Wild West.
  3. How many people do you think you could kill and dispose of their bodies before you got caught?
  4. There’s no way we could take a transfer OL. Have you even looked at the fucking numbers?
  5. All these offers are great but at some point Sark needs to look at the numbers. We can’t take many commits after loading up last year.
  6. That guy looks good. We should pay him a large amount of money to go to Texas.
  7. Your telling me I can pay to chat with teens in my area? Where do I sign up?!
  8. Trying to get this thread back on topic, can someone update the transfer list with each player’s vaccination status?
  9. Sanders was never coming here. There was no way he was beating out Jet Bush for snaps.
  10. Getting Billingsley would be huge, but with the 7 transfer cap it really makes you worry about the numbers.
  11. I’m just gonna say it, the burger from Truluck’s is better than McDonalds.
  12. The CMU LB looks really good, but I feel a 3 time all MAC LB should be a 6’1 235 lb overachieving roided up white kid who has a 20 tackle game against UT in the Holiday Bowl.
  13. Can’t believe JK Rowling set up a 40 million dollar NIL deal for aggy.
  14. Brian Kelly’s coaching acumen is only exceeded by his kindness and decency as a person. Just an amazing man that I know I will be rooting for at LSU.
  15. Too scared to play them twice.
  16. This fucking halftime infomercial is awesome. “How does Fremulon insurance provide great coverage while keeping premiums so low?”
  17. I haven’t slept in days. Please Sark, just tell me who committed.
  18. I think Sydney should foot the bill for all tailgates since he's making 8 figs a year.
  19. Good day but really starting to get worried the numbers.
  20. Good riddance. Everyone knows you can’t trust Neto
  21. Evan Stewart is a messy bitch who loves drama and I am here for it.
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