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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Buncha new shitlibs in here.
  2. Me when I’m watching the offense; me when I’m watching the defense
  3. Please don’t bring the fuck tent.
  4. Better backfield: 2001 Miami or 2021 Texas?
  5. Look at that block from Brewer. No way he’s trying this hard if he wasn’t getting stacks and stacks of fake money.
  6. I will find and kill God if Bijan is hurt.
  7. Since when are our receivers allowed to break tackles?
  8. Keys for the second half: 1. Play hard 2. Have fun 3. Make friends
  9. Brewer is going to find an extra fake $80 bill in his locker after this game.
  10. Derry is not what I am talking about but Renfro is exactly what I am talking about.
  11. It’s probably because I’m racist, but I like finally having one of those low ranked, overachieving, super jacked white linebackers that Iowa State or Wisconsin always have flying all over the field. It’s fun.
  12. Proud to be a part of that touchdown, I heard Brewer didn’t have enough money to buy cleats so he was always slipping in practice but after getting the Burnt Ends money he was able to steal some from Foot Locker.
  13. You know Sark saw this. That’s what $10 a month gets you.
  14. We need a Rojo Bijan wildcat package. Maybe I’ll suggest that to Steve at our next boosters meeting.
  15. Our line is holding more than Ramonce Taylor at an SAE party.
  16. Line doesn’t look great but I bet we’ve got a lot of incoming talent that will be able to fill in going forward.
  17. Dicker needs to stick to punting. I know a certain freshman who would have made that easy.
  18. What the fuck is our head coach doing finding multiple ways to get the ball into our best player’s hands?
  19. If I’m not technically a booster then why am I lighting cigars with $100 bills and complaining about a Charlie Strong not being head coach material?
  20. Everyone needs to stop it with the recruiting shit until we get to the bottom of that backwards cheerleader. What the fuck.
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