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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Sydney’s right, his weirdo friend tanks the whole plan.
  2. I was sure the kid was going to be black.
  3. Who are we talking about? Is it me? I feel like it’s me.
  4. I made $875,000 last year and spent it all on NFTs.
  5. I use voir dire to work on my standup material. It’s mostly race humor, juries don’t seem to like it much but fuck them, the judge gave me an hour and I’m going to use it.
  6. My favorite was when we bombed the only infant formula factory in Iraq and he said it was really a biological weapons factory which, of course, it was not. https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/inatl/longterm/fogofwar/vignettes/v4.htm
  7. Im not reading anything before I post you cowards.
  8. We're getting Banks. He's going to be here this weekend and Flood has a bag full of thumbdrives loaded up with Dogecoin to give him.
  9. Gotta give those guys credit, they played a heck of a game tonight and deserved the big win, especially at home. Games like that are what college football is all about. Going to be a wild ride this season and I’m excited to see how it all plays out.
  10. Samples isn’t going anywhere. He bought Jerry Jones’ mansion on turtle creek and makes 37 million dollars a year. No one at SMU even knows he works there so he doesn’t bother showing up to work.
  11. Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution?
  12. For the love of god someone post the Lucci post game article/Q&A.
  13. I would like to see what the win percentage metrics say about kicking a field goal vs going for it on 4th and 1 with that score. My guess is the numbers say go for it.
  14. It’s almost like out D isn’t that great because we have 2 walk ons getting snaps and don’t have a single decent pass rusher. Maybe more exotic schemes would help. Maybe blitz the deep safety post snap, no way the offense would see that coming.
  15. Thank God TCUs D can’t stop the run for shit this year. But credit to Sark for exploiting that.
  16. What the fuuuuuuck was that. A god damn fade?
  17. Holy shit an RPO. Finally.
  18. Might be a problem that even if we wanted to take a deep shot our LT gets destroyed on every drop back.
  19. PK is letting them run all over us to take away the deep ball, we have 2 deep safeties and a 6 man box on almost every play.
  20. Also will someone post the Lucci Q&A or article or whatever he wrote after the Arkansas loss. I have to assume it is amazing.
  21. ATM is basically a big 10 team like Penn St or Michigan. They’re going to have a good defense and run a basic offense that does not scheme advantages and relies on the players to make something happen.
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